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Mexican JokeA day a Chinese florist went to cut her hair with a barber in New York  When she wanted to pay, the barber said her that he couldn’t accept because he was doing communitarian service.   
The next day the barber finds a card of gratefulness from the florist and a dozen of roses in his door.   
After that, an Italian baker in the same way wasn't allowed for him to pay because he was making communitarian work.  
 
The next day, the barber finds one gratefulness card and a dozen of donuts in the door.  
 
Then a Mexican cook isn't allowed to pay his account for the same reason.  
 
The next d Mexican Joke
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Submission 2- Story writingHer knuckles rapped the cold steel door three times. Stepping back she took a deep breath in, the icy air slicing her lungs and leaving her feeling energised. She let the breath out slowly watching as the silvery grey steam floated up and around her like smoke escaping from a fire.  Shivering suddenly she pulled her favorite fur coat higher around her shoulders and hugged herself tightly. She hated coming to this place for two reasons, one was that it was always cold and always dark, like there was no life anywhere. No life except for the persons she was visiting, not that his life meant much to her.  
Just as she was thinking he mu Submission 2- Story writing
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Submission 1- story writtingI almost could research them, I can watch them through the windows in the bus, I have shooted to all his gunners inside, there are only they both, I saw how my brother shout him asking stop the bus, is unbelievable that he is the only one ignoring the real problem here, he must think that I’m the bad guy here, we was never really close anyway, if he had shot me I would kill him too.   
I knew what was setting up the driver when he stopped the bus bumping his head on the steering wheel knowing that all had finish.   
My brother went outside running just until the middle of the way to me while I was dismounting the horse, th Submission 1- story writting
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Competition 4- Submission 3Jack and the Potato:   
(The diary of an Irish peasant living in the time of the potato famine in Ireland: 1845-1849. Hence, the accent is Irish!)   
Dear Diary,   
Today, 3rd March, 1847, it’s me father’s birthday. Unfortunately, he died last year of the pataytoe famine-but me Ma says it was the drink. Ugkh, Ayy! Which ever it is, he’s dead and we will miss him dearly. I think Ma says that because she doesn’t want us to drink. But what’s an Irish man without  his whisky? For crying out loud, I’m 28! (%$?*&!#) *censored*   
At noon, William and Ayy, went to his grave and read me father his favourite Wil Competition 4- Submission 3
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WINNER COMPETITION!!

Tue Jul 25, 2006, 4:58 PM
Hello once again Pathosians... :boogie:

As you know ~remoo was the winner of the last competition :clap:
She had to think of another idea for the next competition, and after many weeks of waiting :bored: she has thought of an idea!! :idea:

Sooooo this means that the new competition issss!! :strip:

You need to write a short story (around 800 words :phew: ) and it needs to be a fantasy story. It needs to be a thriller type theme too, so make it scary!!
If you don't there will be trouble!! :threaten: -punches out-

DEADLINE: 31st of August 2006 (or there abouts ^^; )

ONCE AGAIN, NO PORN...you know what will happen, if I see one... :chainsaw:

If anyone has any questions, please feel free to send me a note, or comment on this journal... if you dont like the idea, have any suggestions, or want to change it, LET ME KNOW!!! OR THIS CLUB WILL SLOWLY START TO DIE A PATHETIC DEATH, BECAUSE NO ONE'S CONTRIBUTING!!! :fork: If you do send me a note, I will do what I can to be helpful... :hug:

Inspirational stuffs u mite need before writing anythng: :cheese: , :pepsi: , :gummybear: 's, :sushi: , :teddy:, :donut: , :sunnysideup: , :cowtwo: , :coffeecup: , :milk:, :fork: !!!????

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~remoo Jul 4, 2006, 4:15:49 PM
Whhheeeee!!! :dance:
We need a story writing comp sooon :D
Or something like that XD

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Flesh wound, with medication it will fade, should I assume that someone hears me when I pray?
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~David-Parr Jun 20, 2006, 4:06:22 PM
:P sorry, I tryed of do the an entry for the club, but what i did is in my journal entry, pleas go and check this ^^; maybe this isn't what you wanted for the competition, but could be great if you submit it for the club anyway.
;P sorry for the freackly english, i'm in a hurry.
see you latter :wave: (or well, read you :hmm: whatever)

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~ThePathos Jun 24, 2006, 11:48:04 AM
:dance: Yayyy!!! its beautifulll!!! :wow: I'll submit itttt! :D I think we got another submission from too! :w00t: Long time no check this group! XD Well, I think no checking is better than checking, it suprises you after seeing the amount of comments you have to reply too! Hehehe... :lol:

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~remoo Mar 5, 2006, 7:31:02 PM
Omg...you need another competition >:3!!
-dances-

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~ThePathos Jun 10, 2006, 4:15:17 AM
We doOooo... ;p

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